Kelli Ann Moscow
wannajoke:

He’s up to something

wannajoke:

He’s up to something

zeeglur:

Maddie Ziegler & Allison Holker perform Sia’s ‘Chandelier’ on DWTS - full HD

a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

I want to go to sleep but I’m in the middle of a photo shoot on Kim Kardashian Hollywood

realfart:

I’ve been at this club for the past 17.5 hrs
I haven’t slept
I haven’t drunk anything but shots and social drinks
Help me

realfart:

I’ve been at this club for the past 17.5 hrs

I haven’t slept

I haven’t drunk anything but shots and social drinks

Help me

storyofsomegirl:

what has my life become

storyofsomegirl:

what has my life become

kylebenjaminross:

Seriously Simon you need to stop calling me two seconds after I’ve just finished a gig and used up all my energy spending three hours doing the same pose over and over again and then walking out of the shoot to go fly to Miami so I can tap some random birds and fire hydrants for more energy because I already tapped every bird and fire hydrant in Southern California and when I tap those birds and fire hydrants I don’t get any energy anyway so I have to drag myself back to the photoshoot and the photographer is oblivious to the fact that I just up and walked out and just keeps taking pictures that I never even get to see. You are seriously the manager from hell and my social life is a mess because my so called girlfriend just calls me out of the blue and says we should break up and she’s basic anyway and has no appreciation for all the bottles of wine I buy and the fancy ass dinners where she insults my outfit and then we go straight to kissing because that’s apparently a sign of a healthy relationship in this town.
But yeah I’ll take the gig.

kylebenjaminross:

Seriously Simon you need to stop calling me two seconds after I’ve just finished a gig and used up all my energy spending three hours doing the same pose over and over again and then walking out of the shoot to go fly to Miami so I can tap some random birds and fire hydrants for more energy because I already tapped every bird and fire hydrant in Southern California and when I tap those birds and fire hydrants I don’t get any energy anyway so I have to drag myself back to the photoshoot and the photographer is oblivious to the fact that I just up and walked out and just keeps taking pictures that I never even get to see. You are seriously the manager from hell and my social life is a mess because my so called girlfriend just calls me out of the blue and says we should break up and she’s basic anyway and has no appreciation for all the bottles of wine I buy and the fancy ass dinners where she insults my outfit and then we go straight to kissing because that’s apparently a sign of a healthy relationship in this town.

But yeah I’ll take the gig.

applebeesvevo:

Reblog if you’re waiting for your energy to refill on Kim K Hollywood rn

(Source: domosexual)

// me filling out a job application//

neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian

(via laugh-addict)

seasaltandcastles:

andrew-jason:

ain’t nobody mess with Minnie’s man.

THE FUCKING POINT AND THE WAVE she’s like “bitch bye you can fucking step.”

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