It seems dogs are better than me at dancing:
lolsofunny: laugh-addict: (lol here!)
When someone tries to talk during my TV shows
lolsofunny: laugh-addict: : DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK? Fuck I just died (lol here!)
nobrainslob: grotle: if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out ‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
Me: buys thing online
Me 3 hours later: Okay where is it
butterpopsicle: I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.
thatfunnyblog: Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like Funny Stuff you like?
every episode of scooby doo
guy: something spooky's happening
fred: k we'll come check it out
fred: daphne, velma come with me
daphne: lol okei
shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma: shut up you two
shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred: what happened?
velma: uh oh
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
monster: whoops i tripped
scooby: i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
30 ways in 30 days: A nationwide challenge to come up with 30 ways to celebrate young children in 30 days. The reality of 30 ways in 30 days: 30 ways I want to kill myself in 30 days.
Typical Thursday Evening
Tamara: Miss Kelli, are you white? Kanye: No! She’s tan! Me: *questions whether or not Kanye knows what “tan” means*
i literally dont understand the point of making a bed